A bit late: Santa's privacy policy

A bit late, but sent to me by a few folk as a fun follow up to A brutally honest privacy policy, here's a gem of a privacy policy from... Santa Claus.

Santa Claus requires your information in order to compile his annual list of Who is Naughty and Who is Nice, and to ensure accuracy when he checks it twice. Your information is also used in connection with delivering the kinds of goods and services you've come to expect from Santa, including but not limited to toys, games, good cheer, merriment, Christmas spirit, seasonal joy, and holly jollyness.

Read the rest here: "Santa's Privacy Policy" and leave those christmas decorations up just one more day before getting back to regular old January.